Giovanni Caffi

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David Noonan - Pageant (2012)

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rollsoffthetongue:

PIE GUY

 

DID YOU HEAR ABOUT THE CANNIBAL WHO LOVED EATING ITALIAN? HE ORDERED A PIZZA WITH EVERYBODY ON IT.

 

What’s so funny about this? I once did the joke about the Dalai Lama working in a pizza parlor. A guy comes in and asks the Dalai Lama to make him one with everything. No, I’m not going to explain it again, but I do want to point out that a pizza with everything on it is very common, kind of like “everything bagels.” So what exactly is “everything”? Well, in the case of bagels and pizza, it refers to everything that is available at a bagel store or pizzeria, that they can put on the bagel or pizza, such as sausage, pepperoni, mushrooms, onions, garlic or poppy seeds. With the Dalai Lama, everything means just that, everything, the entire universe. If that’s a little hard to contemplate, or think about, I suggest you stick to pizza or bagels. The hero in the joke, the Italian-loving cannibal is following just that suggestion, with one small exception. Instead of anchovies, he wants his pizza covered with people, preferably Italian. Can you blame him? And THAT’s what’s so funny!

 

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rollsoffthetongue:

PIE GUY

 

DID YOU HEAR ABOUT THE CANNIBAL WHO LOVED EATING ITALIAN? HE ORDERED A PIZZA WITH EVERYBODY ON IT.

 

What’s so funny about this? I once did the joke about the Dalai Lama working in a pizza parlor. A guy comes in and asks the Dalai Lama to make him one with everything. No, I’m not going to explain it again, but I do want to point out that a pizza with everything on it is very common, kind of like “everything bagels.” So what exactly is “everything”? Well, in the case of bagels and pizza, it refers to everything that is available at a bagel store or pizzeria, that they can put on the bagel or pizza, such as sausage, pepperoni, mushrooms, onions, garlic or poppy seeds. With the Dalai Lama, everything means just that, everything, the entire universe. If that’s a little hard to contemplate, or think about, I suggest you stick to pizza or bagels. The hero in the joke, the Italian-loving cannibal is following just that suggestion, with one small exception. Instead of anchovies, he wants his pizza covered with people, preferably Italian. Can you blame him? And THAT’s what’s so funny!

 

This joke was sent to me by Bob Wiener

Listen to my audioboo: https://audioboo.fm/boos/1760570-pie-guy

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